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So... I didnt drive the car for around 11 weeks and the battery went dead. I went through the process of using the physical key to get into the car (bring some needle nose pliers to turn the physical key from inside the inlet cubby on the driver side as no human hands could have turned mine), to pop the hood and put on the battery tender.
The tender tells you have a bad battery. It lies. So you have to keep hitting the reset button between 30-50 times, but eventually instead of getting the red light from roxanne, it will move up one notch to the orange charging light. Let that go for an hour or so and you can turn over the car.
Now comes the problem. The car throws an ecu limpmode error. You cannot clear it with an OBD, you cannot even move to other screens on the dash to see how much battery power you have. Other things that dont work in this extreme limp mode, that also throws every other error the dash can show (air bag, brakes, tire sensors, everything is christmas on the dash)... some of those things are just bad error codes and the things actually work. However, some things critcially are disabled. Including turn signals. Brake lights. Hazard lights.
When youre in the state, driving and turning the car off for an hour and restarting, it wont clear. The limp mode code is causing it. So the only way to clear it is to take out the frunk, get to the battery, and disconnect it for a couple of minutes. Bonus, it sets off the alarm, which I measured as being over 101decibles, so ear bleeds come with the territory unless you bring some earplugs.
Once you reset, you might have to use your key to unlock/lock the car a few times and start restart to clear the alarm.
I still have an airbag warning on my screen, but im hoping a few drives will clear it out. When the ECU restarts your car might run rough idle and shift gears a bit wonky for a bit as it re-maps relearns everything.
Couple of shots with the frunk out. The lithium ion battery is actually way bigger than I thought it would be.
The tender tells you have a bad battery. It lies. So you have to keep hitting the reset button between 30-50 times, but eventually instead of getting the red light from roxanne, it will move up one notch to the orange charging light. Let that go for an hour or so and you can turn over the car.
Now comes the problem. The car throws an ecu limpmode error. You cannot clear it with an OBD, you cannot even move to other screens on the dash to see how much battery power you have. Other things that dont work in this extreme limp mode, that also throws every other error the dash can show (air bag, brakes, tire sensors, everything is christmas on the dash)... some of those things are just bad error codes and the things actually work. However, some things critcially are disabled. Including turn signals. Brake lights. Hazard lights.
When youre in the state, driving and turning the car off for an hour and restarting, it wont clear. The limp mode code is causing it. So the only way to clear it is to take out the frunk, get to the battery, and disconnect it for a couple of minutes. Bonus, it sets off the alarm, which I measured as being over 101decibles, so ear bleeds come with the territory unless you bring some earplugs.
Once you reset, you might have to use your key to unlock/lock the car a few times and start restart to clear the alarm.
I still have an airbag warning on my screen, but im hoping a few drives will clear it out. When the ECU restarts your car might run rough idle and shift gears a bit wonky for a bit as it re-maps relearns everything.
Couple of shots with the frunk out. The lithium ion battery is actually way bigger than I thought it would be.