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600 KM report and the Air Brake as a communication device |
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Join Date: May 2011
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Approaching 600km now, I'll tell you this much, although you future owners will find out soon enough: Either British journalists spend an inordinate amount of time frothing over Pagani Zondas (a car we don't have over here), or the word "understated" means something different in the Queen's proper English than it does in the mutilated patois we bark on this side of the pond.
Today was 1 week with my understated McLaren, in a very understated Carbon Black, no less, and I almost had to phone in a citizen's arrest. I've stopped counting the number of people literally hanging out their car windows to take pictures of the Mac. Mostly, I'm worried that they are going to crash, as they crane their neck backwards in attempt to photograph the front of the 12C. One of them felt compelled to pull alongside me, so that he could roll down his window and yell across "Dude, that thing is fvcking awesome!". "Thank you fvcking kindly!" I shouted back. The cake taker, so far, was one chap in a Honda Civic that wasn't satisfied with the de facto cell phone pic - he wanted video. I watched nervously as he swooped in behind me and proceeded to set up his camera phone on his dash while still on the move. Then, at the next intersection, satisfied with the camera's exact placement, he floored it up to my rear bumper, changed lanes and sped off at probably triple the city road speed limit in the making of his film. So, if you see a youtube post on the Honda forum titled "I smoked a McLaren today!", you'll know it was me. Damn those Civics are quick. Last night, refuelling for the first time, I felt like I was pulling a spaceship up to the pump. All eyes on the understated car. When, I let the dihedral door swing up, even the golden retriever in the Volvo beside me cocked its head to the side, as if it was expecting an alien to climb out. Dawdling back down my street, a group of 4 or 5 kids standing at the intersection. "Look at that car!" shouts the first, over the din of the exhaust. "It's the new Ferrari!" yells the second. Hrrmph, I mutter, and offer no response. "That's not a Ferrari, dumb-ass!" chides the next fella, "It's the new McLaren!". Ding, ding, ding! Somebody get this kid a wave of the Air Brake and a throttle blat. Much obliged. Understated!!
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Houston, TX
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Epic!!!
12 MP4-12C (Titanium on Black) 09 Audi R8 (gone) 06 Range Rover Sport 95 Acura NSX (gone )
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Austin, Republic of Texas
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Rock. Star.
nsx |McLaren is an environment where excellence is a way of life. -McRon| |
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InnerCircle
Owner Join Date: May 2011
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Ain't it cool?
At one point today, I noticed the guy behind, and both cars beside me, taking pics. I opted to get out from between them all as fast as possible. Current rides: MP4-12C, 2012 Porsche Cayman R, 2006 supercharged Tacoma X-Runner, 2011 Ducati Hypermotard EvoS Waiting on: Ducati 1199S Panigale Previous rides: 2008 Cayman S, 2009 Lamborghini Gallardo LP-560 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Las Vegas
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Sounds about right... exclusivity
2012 McLaren MP4-12C - 2011 Radical SR3 RS 2010 Rossion Q1-R Turbohoses 2010 Porsche Panamera Turbo Switzer P680 2010 Cadillac Escalade ESV Platinum 2006 Ford F350 Turbo Diesel Dually 1999 Mazda Spec Miata 1996 & 1989 Ford Mustang Chump Cars Team Leader |
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: UK
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As my kids would say......wicked.
Apparently bad is so yesterday. roundincircles Started with Scalextric Various 911's from 1991 MP12, Triumph Tiger Explorer 1200,BMW K1600 |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: yorkshire
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6e,dont forget we are so reserved over here
And im impressed 600km with your first tank of fuel Thats not so say you always come up with an entertaining read,keep it up
current 997 turbo+bentley GT,Mclaren 12c past 911e, 911t, 911 sc, 911 3.2,911 964 mod supercharged, db7, 996 turbo mod, 996 turbo more mod, V8vantage, 997 turbo mod |
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Essex
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Great eloquent and amusing post 6e same in good old blighty
Last edited by bruce; 02-02-2012 at 11:48 AM. |
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Germany
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6e, you are my favorite funny story-teller!!!
![]() ![]() ![]() what a pleasure to read this! ![]() I've thrown myself away with laughing! ![]() Andy Past: Porsche 911 Carrera Today: BMW M6 BMW Touring 530 xdNow: Mp4-12C
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Join Date: May 2011
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Utopia
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looks like the reaction is the same the world over. Understated indeed LMAO
Thought is a very underestimated process |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: yorkshire
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current 997 turbo+bentley GT,Mclaren 12c past 911e, 911t, 911 sc, 911 3.2,911 964 mod supercharged, db7, 996 turbo mod, 996 turbo more mod, V8vantage, 997 turbo mod Last edited by andy c; 02-02-2012 at 07:45 PM. |
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Owner
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: UK
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Andy, just stop it. Some of us have still to acquire !
I'm still struggling with track day insurance but Aviva have said they will look at it next year when they have a better measure of owner behaviour. Will get back with summary next week when I have to jump. Aviva are by a long way the lowest cost at this time. roundincircles Started with Scalextric Various 911's from 1991 MP12, Triumph Tiger Explorer 1200,BMW K1600 |
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current 997 turbo+bentley GT,Mclaren 12c past 911e, 911t, 911 sc, 911 3.2,911 964 mod supercharged, db7, 996 turbo mod, 996 turbo more mod, V8vantage, 997 turbo mod |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Bristol UK
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Still can’t get used to the “yutes” vernacular that I’m driving a sick car!
Up above the streets and houses. |
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